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Pauline Bonheur ([personal profile] ribbonbon) wrote2011-11-25 09:41 pm

002 [Voice/Action]

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Virgo
Wash your hands more often
Yep, that's a panda
Your next shower will be interrupted by a large mildly poisonous insect.
Believe everything you read.


Pilouette, deciding to ignore the horoscope that's suddenly appeared in her journal decides to go about her day, starting with a shower. However, ten minutes in, she's dashing back out of the bathroom in a towel, screaming at the top of her lungs after noticing what appears to be a frying pan sized bug crawling around on the wall. She throws on some clothes before locking the bug in the bathroom to prevent it escaping.

The fact that there's a GIANT BUG in the bathroom in brings her to a conclusion: The place she's living in is filthy and must be cleansed in case there are any GIANT BUG EGGS, and if it's that filthy who knows what kind of germs and dirt are floating about?! "Wash your hands more often" indee- wait what is that? What is that on her bed is that a-]


Ohmigossssshhhh, what is going here?! There was a...a bug in my shower and that freaky horoscope and...A PANDA! WHY IS THERE A PANDA?!

[During the day she'll be either walking around loaded up with cleaning supplies or rampaging around her room in CH 4 cleaning like mad. Residents of CH 4 feel free to bug her while she's cleaning. If you run into her, you can try to con her into cleaning things you don't want to.

Also, there's a panda. She has no idea where it came from, but it's more or less just following her and getting in the way.

However, from Monday onwards...she'll also be gullible. Really gullible. She will believe anything she hears or reads. ]

((OOC: Feel free to skip ahead to Monday.))
menial: ($ caught with relish)

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[personal profile] menial 2011-11-28 03:39 am (UTC)(link)
No need to thank me. Just doing my job, ma'am.

['I need to stop watching old American TV.']
shadedsunlight: (Looking back at sunsets on the eastside)

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[personal profile] shadedsunlight 2011-11-28 05:26 pm (UTC)(link)
That's quite the problem. I'm not sure what I can do, I've never relocated a panda before, but do you want help getting it out of the way?

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[identity profile] wantsaprince.livejournal.com 2011-11-28 10:20 pm (UTC)(link)
I don't know. It's pretty big. I'm not even sure we would be able to move it.
shadedsunlight: (Can you read my mind?)

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[personal profile] shadedsunlight 2011-11-28 10:24 pm (UTC)(link)
Maybe there's a way to lure it out? Lots of leaves and plants to eat? Or magic it out somehow.

[Written]

[identity profile] wantsaprince.livejournal.com 2011-11-28 10:31 pm (UTC)(link)
I don't think I could do any magic or anything, but luring it out might work!
shadedsunlight: (Everything about you resonates happiness)

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[personal profile] shadedsunlight 2011-11-28 10:33 pm (UTC)(link)
My magic can't do much in this situation, but I do have some friends who can teleport. But maybe it'll be happy with a whole bunch of food and wander its way out.

Where do you live?

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[identity profile] wantsaprince.livejournal.com 2011-11-28 10:37 pm (UTC)(link)
Maybe if I tie a bunch of leaves to a stick or something and started walking it would just...walk right out behind me and I could sneak back in before it knew what was what!

I live in CH4, but I'm not sure what there is around here that a panda could eat.
bloodypocket: (Default)

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[personal profile] bloodypocket 2011-11-29 08:14 am (UTC)(link)
I expect you to have the supplies at hand when I arrive. [Because going out amongst the populace during what looked to be a Shift would be most unwise.]

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[identity profile] wantsaprince.livejournal.com 2011-11-30 12:02 am (UTC)(link)
Nothing to worry about there! I've got lots!

A-And thanks so much!
bloodypocket: (♭ | al fin)

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[personal profile] bloodypocket 2011-11-30 08:47 am (UTC)(link)
Mm. [There are shuffling noises in the background as he prepares himself to leave his apartment.

It will take less than fifteen minutes for him to arrive to her place from CH2, waiting her at the front of the second given that he had not told her which apart is hers specifically.]

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[identity profile] wantsaprince.livejournal.com 2011-12-01 01:16 am (UTC)(link)
[After a few minutes she rushes to meet him, practically bursting through the door, looking more than a little messy. Most other days she would have stopped to make herself look more presentable but there's no time for primping and preening when you're convinced that your room is infested with giant bug eggs.]

Oh! Hey!

Ready for some major cleaning?
bloodypocket: (Default)

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[personal profile] bloodypocket 2011-12-02 06:28 am (UTC)(link)
[He hadn't expected her to come bursting out the door. Nevertheless he keeps a calm composure, looking her over carefully and noticing just how stressed she seemed.]

Is the infestation in your room really so terrible?

[identity profile] wantsaprince.livejournal.com 2011-12-02 08:15 am (UTC)(link)
Y-Yes!

...Well, no.

Maybe?

Well, not yet, anyway! But it will be if I let up!
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[personal profile] bloodypocket 2011-12-02 09:56 am (UTC)(link)
How long have you been cleaning? [Lead the way, Pilouette; might as well get this over with.]

[identity profile] wantsaprince.livejournal.com 2011-12-02 07:39 pm (UTC)(link)
Most of the day, I think! Ever since I saw that super gross bug in the shower...
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[personal profile] bloodypocket 2011-12-03 06:36 am (UTC)(link)
Did you deal with the insect?

[identity profile] wantsaprince.livejournal.com 2011-12-03 07:07 am (UTC)(link)
Um.

Does trapping it in the bathroom count as dealing with it?
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[personal profile] bloodypocket 2011-12-03 08:51 am (UTC)(link)
No. [How did she expect to rid of an infestation if she kept the original alive?]

Show me.

[identity profile] wantsaprince.livejournal.com 2011-12-04 12:45 am (UTC)(link)
Well...okay.

[When they reach Room 9, it's...actually pretty clean. Almost unnaturally so. She's actually been going cleaning the entire room over and over, evidenced by a pile of emptied cleaning supplies in one corner. She points to the bathroom, which has a chair wedged under the door.]

It's...It's pretty big. I would have tried to send the panda in after it, but I'm pretty sure it's poisonous.
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[personal profile] bloodypocket 2011-12-04 08:58 am (UTC)(link)
[He takes a glance in the direction she gestures to, wondering just how she expected to keep it in like that forever.] Have you attempted to eliminate it yet?

[identity profile] wantsaprince.livejournal.com 2011-12-04 08:48 pm (UTC)(link)
No! It's like, totally huge! I'm scared to get anywhere near it!
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[personal profile] bloodypocket 2011-12-07 06:00 am (UTC)(link)
....... Open the door and let me deal with it, then.

[identity profile] wantsaprince.livejournal.com 2011-12-07 06:31 am (UTC)(link)
Well...Okay. But be careful!

[Cautiously, she approaches the door and, after moving the chair out of the way, opens the door making sure to keep behind it. She peeks around the door into the bathroom.]

It's like, totally in there somewhere...!
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[personal profile] bloodypocket 2011-12-07 06:50 am (UTC)(link)
There's no need for concern. [A large mildly poisonous insect is nothing in comparison compared to a Hunter! Good thing he is always prepared with wire and a pocket knife at hand. Just in case.

Thus he enters the bathroom and closes the door carefully behind him; there's no need for Pilouette to know or see what will become of that poor insect once he's through with it.]

[identity profile] wantsaprince.livejournal.com 2011-12-08 01:18 am (UTC)(link)
[It's...pretty quiet. She nervously watches the door, almost as if it will give her some hint as to what's going on inside.]

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