001 [Unintentional Audio/Action]

[ribbonbon]

Okay, you guys, you can come out now! This so totally isn't even funny! No, seriously, it's about as funny as the time you put me on the porch. I get it, I'm a heavy sleeper, but if you want me to wake up, then like, just wake me up!

Ugh, geez, what I even wearing? Seriously, this is- Oooh, this is actually kind of cute. Oh, oooh, my clothes! They're right here!

...Oh, no way! They cut holes in the back?! This is my favorite shirt, too! And they didn't even leave me a coat. It's like, totally FREEZING! It's SNOWING! THEY DUMPED ME OUT IN THE SNOW!

_{[She lets out an exasperated sigh.]}

Geez, where am I anyway? It wasn't even snowing earlier, was it? Is there even a forest anywhere near our neighborhood!? Ow! Ow, OW! My back...! What did those guys do?!

_{[She's silent for a few moments.]}

Omigosh. Omigosh are these wings? Why do I have wings? I have wings!

I have wings.

Omigosh, I'M DEAD! WHY AM I DEAD!?

_{[Anyone who is around the area may see a teenage girl tromping about in the snow, talking to herself and completely flipping her lid.]}

Comments

[Voice]

[wantsaprince.livejournal.com]

Wh-

Okay, now you're just messing with me! How could you be talking to me if you were crushed to death by the moon?!

Seriously, I'm not some little kid that you can just say whatever to and expect me to believe it!

[Voice]

[notshadowfever.livejournal.com]

Believe what you will! I only wish I were pulling your leg. And that's not even the most terrifying thing to happen since I arrived here, either!

[Voice]

[wantsaprince.livejournal.com]

Oh, right. I guess next you're gonna tell me there's a boogieman in everyone's closets or something, right?

[Voice]

[notshadowfever.livejournal.com]

Of course not! That would be silly.

Although on second thought, it wouldn't surprise me...

[Voice]

[wantsaprince.livejournal.com]

_{[Oh geez, he sounds kind of serious about all this. It's starting to sound kind of convincing.]}

C-Come on! You can't scare me, you know!

[Voice]

[notshadowfever.livejournal.com]

But of course, that's all children's stories as you say.

[Voice]

[wantsaprince.livejournal.com]

Y-Yeah! That's right! I'm like, practically an adult! So I don't get scared by like dumb kid stories!

So, um, you can totally stop trying to scare me now!

[Voice]

[notshadowfever.livejournal.com]

Ho ho ho! Alright, then! I need to get back to work. Give my regards to the boogieman, won't you?