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Okay, you guys, you can come out now! This so totally isn't even funny! No, seriously, it's about as funny as the time you put me on the porch. I get it, I'm a heavy sleeper, but if you want me to wake up, then like, just wake me up!
Ugh, geez, what I even wearing? Seriously, this is- Oooh, this is actually kind of cute. Oh, oooh, my clothes! They're right here!
...Oh, no way! They cut holes in the back?! This is my favorite shirt, too! And they didn't even leave me a coat. It's like, totally FREEZING! It's SNOWING! THEY DUMPED ME OUT IN THE SNOW!
[She lets out an exasperated sigh.]
Geez, where am I anyway? It wasn't even snowing earlier, was it? Is there even a forest anywhere near our neighborhood!? Ow! Ow, OW! My back...! What did those guys do?!
[She's silent for a few moments.]
Omigosh. Omigosh are these wings? Why do I have wings? I have wings!
I have wings.
Omigosh, I'M DEAD! WHY AM I DEAD!?
[Anyone who is around the area may see a teenage girl tromping about in the snow, talking to herself and completely flipping her lid.]
Ugh, geez, what I even wearing? Seriously, this is- Oooh, this is actually kind of cute. Oh, oooh, my clothes! They're right here!
...Oh, no way! They cut holes in the back?! This is my favorite shirt, too! And they didn't even leave me a coat. It's like, totally FREEZING! It's SNOWING! THEY DUMPED ME OUT IN THE SNOW!
[She lets out an exasperated sigh.]
Geez, where am I anyway? It wasn't even snowing earlier, was it? Is there even a forest anywhere near our neighborhood!? Ow! Ow, OW! My back...! What did those guys do?!
[She's silent for a few moments.]
Omigosh. Omigosh are these wings? Why do I have wings? I have wings!
I have wings.
Omigosh, I'M DEAD! WHY AM I DEAD!?
[Anyone who is around the area may see a teenage girl tromping about in the snow, talking to herself and completely flipping her lid.]
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Tries.
In her panic, she ever so gracefully trips over her own two feet and lands right on her face. Nice.]
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Well, now that there's an obvious reason to help her, he'll just... move over, grab her shoulders, and try to pull her up. Excuse his slightly forward gesture, Pilouette, his etiquette is horrible.]
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Her minds starts running through a million different options, none of which seem in the least possible. So, after a moment, she just kind of stares at him and squeaks out a few words.]
Uh...H...Hi?
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... Hello. [She said "hi", after all.]
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U-Um...
If I'm going to be destroyed y-you have to tell me.
It's only fair.
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I-I'm trying to help you... not... "destroy" you. [He can understand "eat" her or "kidnap" her, but "destroy" her? Really?] Y-you were making noise before, w-weren't you?
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O-oh! I, um, guess I was making a lot of noise.
Um...I-I'm sorry!
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Um. Kind of?
I mean, I did go to sleep at home and kind of woke up...well, here.
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Did you... just get here?
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Uh... [Where to start?] ... How... h-how much do you know, then?
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[She's...not adjusting well.]
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Have... d-do you know about the...? [He awkardly and jerkishly gestures to his own journal.]
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[She starts to kind of inspect her own journal, a quizzical expression on her face.]
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... I-it can be very... useful. Y-you can just talk into it [instead of rea... wait. She probably can read.] ... i-if you need to know something. ... F-from others.
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But if I talk into it, then like, what are the pages even for?
[By now, she's too busy trying to comprehend this...bookphonething to be all that nervous.]
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But... th-the pages are to see who y-you're talking to. A-and if you want to... [What's that word?] ... a-answer t-to another's... voice. ["Recording" would've been a better word to use, but he doesn't know it quite so well.]
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[The idea that there are people (or beasts) here who don't know what a phone is doesn't occur to her. She's really starting to get pretty amazed at this thing.]
So it has video and stuff, too...? Golly, it's like something out of some kids' show or something! Wow~
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But...] Kids'... show?
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[She stops short and gives this statement some thought. She's been brought to another world, given wings and is talking to a giant animal person about a telephone-camera-journal-thing.]
...Um.
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W... w-well there's... a guide in it... somewhere. It... t-tells you a lot of things.
[Though what those things are are beyond him.]
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[She starts flipping through the journal, trying to find this guide he's talking about.]
That sounds pretty useful, I guess... Wish I would have known that sooner. Maybe I wouldn't have made an idiot of myself...
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Uh... [Looks around.] H-have you found the Welcome Center y-yet?
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Um...I've heard about it. I, like, haven't quite been there yet, though.
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