ribbonbon: (Shojo Panic)
Pauline Bonheur ([personal profile] ribbonbon) wrote2011-11-09 10:48 pm

001 [Unintentional Audio/Action]

Okay, you guys, you can come out now! This so totally isn't even funny! No, seriously, it's about as funny as the time you put me on the porch. I get it, I'm a heavy sleeper, but if you want me to wake up, then like, just wake me up!

Ugh, geez, what I even wearing? Seriously, this is- Oooh, this is actually kind of cute. Oh, oooh, my clothes! They're right here!

...Oh, no way! They cut holes in the back?! This is my favorite shirt, too! And they didn't even leave me a coat. It's like, totally FREEZING! It's SNOWING! THEY DUMPED ME OUT IN THE SNOW!

[She lets out an exasperated sigh.]

Geez, where am I anyway? It wasn't even snowing earlier, was it? Is there even a forest anywhere near our neighborhood!? Ow! Ow, OW! My back...! What did those guys do?!

[She's silent for a few moments.]

Omigosh. Omigosh are these wings? Why do I have wings? I have wings!

I have wings.

Omigosh, I'M DEAD! WHY AM I DEAD!?

[Anyone who is around the area may see a teenage girl tromping about in the snow, talking to herself and completely flipping her lid.]

[ACTION]

[identity profile] polishrule.livejournal.com 2011-11-12 10:37 pm (UTC)(link)
[Well, if she's going to be like that...

He'll hide behind a tree and that's what he does. Hide behind a tree.]

[ACTION]

[identity profile] wantsaprince.livejournal.com 2011-11-12 11:28 pm (UTC)(link)
What the heck...?

[She just kind of...stares at him for a second. Geez, it's like he scared of her or something. Why would anyone be scared of someone as cute as her?! She's going to do what she's best at: take the situation the wrong way entirely.]

HEY! You know, you don't have to be like, so weird about it! It's not like I'm some kind of monster or something! In fact I'm like, the opposite! I AM A TOTALLY SUPER NICE PERSON!

[ACTION]

[identity profile] polishrule.livejournal.com 2011-11-12 11:42 pm (UTC)(link)
[That's definitely not helping and he gets kind of irritated because hey now. He's not weird! Still behind the tree, but he takes a peek from behind.]

I-I'm not acting weird!

[ACTION]

[identity profile] wantsaprince.livejournal.com 2011-11-12 11:50 pm (UTC)(link)
You're right. You're not acting weird.

You're acting TOTALLY weird! I mean, what the heck are you acting so scared of me for?! I'm like, the least scary person in the history of like, forever!

[ACTION]

[identity profile] polishrule.livejournal.com 2011-11-13 12:20 am (UTC)(link)
[Okay, now he's not shy anymore.]

You're actually totally weird! I wasn't even scared and now you're all mad and stuff for no reason? I was going to help you and junk, but oh my gosh, never mind!

[ACTION]

[identity profile] wantsaprince.livejournal.com 2011-11-13 01:01 am (UTC)(link)
Omigoooshhh, what am I gonna do without someone around to hide behind trees for me?! Like, oh no, it's sooooo totally awful!

[ACTION]

[identity profile] polishrule.livejournal.com 2011-11-13 01:13 am (UTC)(link)
[He gasps and then turns around, ready to head back to his house.]

Fine, I like, won't help you then! You can totally just freeze out here and junk!

[ACTION]

[identity profile] wantsaprince.livejournal.com 2011-11-13 01:32 am (UTC)(link)
Well, fine, WHATEVER!! I don't need your help anyway! I'm like, practically an adult and I can so totally handle this!

[ACTION]

[identity profile] polishrule.livejournal.com 2011-11-13 05:40 am (UTC)(link)
Okay! Good luck, like, out here all on your own!

[He's definitely walking away now.]

[ACTION]

[identity profile] wantsaprince.livejournal.com 2011-11-13 05:49 am (UTC)(link)
Fine! I'll probably run into someone, like, smarter and nicer and stuff to help me, anyway! Like a raccoon or something!

[Aaaand, she's going to start tromping off in the other direction.]