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Okay, you guys, you can come out now! This so totally isn't even funny! No, seriously, it's about as funny as the time you put me on the porch. I get it, I'm a heavy sleeper, but if you want me to wake up, then like, just wake me up!
Ugh, geez, what I even wearing? Seriously, this is- Oooh, this is actually kind of cute. Oh, oooh, my clothes! They're right here!
...Oh, no way! They cut holes in the back?! This is my favorite shirt, too! And they didn't even leave me a coat. It's like, totally FREEZING! It's SNOWING! THEY DUMPED ME OUT IN THE SNOW!
[She lets out an exasperated sigh.]
Geez, where am I anyway? It wasn't even snowing earlier, was it? Is there even a forest anywhere near our neighborhood!? Ow! Ow, OW! My back...! What did those guys do?!
[She's silent for a few moments.]
Omigosh. Omigosh are these wings? Why do I have wings? I have wings!
I have wings.
Omigosh, I'M DEAD! WHY AM I DEAD!?
[Anyone who is around the area may see a teenage girl tromping about in the snow, talking to herself and completely flipping her lid.]
Ugh, geez, what I even wearing? Seriously, this is- Oooh, this is actually kind of cute. Oh, oooh, my clothes! They're right here!
...Oh, no way! They cut holes in the back?! This is my favorite shirt, too! And they didn't even leave me a coat. It's like, totally FREEZING! It's SNOWING! THEY DUMPED ME OUT IN THE SNOW!
[She lets out an exasperated sigh.]
Geez, where am I anyway? It wasn't even snowing earlier, was it? Is there even a forest anywhere near our neighborhood!? Ow! Ow, OW! My back...! What did those guys do?!
[She's silent for a few moments.]
Omigosh. Omigosh are these wings? Why do I have wings? I have wings!
I have wings.
Omigosh, I'M DEAD! WHY AM I DEAD!?
[Anyone who is around the area may see a teenage girl tromping about in the snow, talking to herself and completely flipping her lid.]
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So they're just...there. Like an extra arm or something? At least the color is kind of nice...
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[Just then, something occurs to her.]
So, wait, does everyone here have these? The way you're talking about them makes it sound like they're perfectly normal!
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Everybody's got 'em 'round here. It's jus' that some of us keep 'em covered.
For the mos' part, we've all got different colors, too.
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And if everyone has them, they can't too bad! I guess I'll just have to get used to them...
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They ain't too bad, though. You'll prob'ly be gettin' used to 'em before too long.
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Yeah! If everyone else can get used to them, then, um, I can, too! I guess!
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[He says this now. He kicked and fought more when he arrived. But it's way more easy to be Mr. Suave when you're not the New Feather.]
Never did catch your name, did I? I'm Remy.
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Or, I guess most people back home do...
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Uh! Um, golly, no, it's...it's a stupid name, I... I mean, um...
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'Course it isn't. Oughta be proud of it.
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[She lets out a quiet giggle.]
Golly, thanks~!
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