ribbonbon: (Shojo Panic)
Pauline Bonheur ([personal profile] ribbonbon) wrote2011-11-09 10:48 pm

001 [Unintentional Audio/Action]

Okay, you guys, you can come out now! This so totally isn't even funny! No, seriously, it's about as funny as the time you put me on the porch. I get it, I'm a heavy sleeper, but if you want me to wake up, then like, just wake me up!

Ugh, geez, what I even wearing? Seriously, this is- Oooh, this is actually kind of cute. Oh, oooh, my clothes! They're right here!

...Oh, no way! They cut holes in the back?! This is my favorite shirt, too! And they didn't even leave me a coat. It's like, totally FREEZING! It's SNOWING! THEY DUMPED ME OUT IN THE SNOW!

[She lets out an exasperated sigh.]

Geez, where am I anyway? It wasn't even snowing earlier, was it? Is there even a forest anywhere near our neighborhood!? Ow! Ow, OW! My back...! What did those guys do?!

[She's silent for a few moments.]

Omigosh. Omigosh are these wings? Why do I have wings? I have wings!

I have wings.

Omigosh, I'M DEAD! WHY AM I DEAD!?

[Anyone who is around the area may see a teenage girl tromping about in the snow, talking to herself and completely flipping her lid.]
kineticcajun: (:\)

[Voice]

[personal profile] kineticcajun 2011-11-10 06:24 am (UTC)(link)
Can't fly wit' 'em, that's for sure. Far as I can tell, they only let you hover, an' that's only sometimes.

[Voice]

[identity profile] wantsaprince.livejournal.com 2011-11-10 06:38 am (UTC)(link)
Really? Not that I would have done any flying or whatever anyway, but that's kind of lame.

So they're just...there. Like an extra arm or something? At least the color is kind of nice...
kineticcajun: (Heh.)

[Voice]

[personal profile] kineticcajun 2011-11-10 06:57 am (UTC)(link)
[Soft chuckle.] Glad you like the color at least, petite. But yeah, an extra arm or somethin' is a pretty good way of thinkin' about it.

[Voice]

[identity profile] wantsaprince.livejournal.com 2011-11-10 07:11 am (UTC)(link)
I guess if I have to have these things, it's nice that they're cute. They just feel totally weird to have.

[Just then, something occurs to her.]

So, wait, does everyone here have these? The way you're talking about them makes it sound like they're perfectly normal!
kineticcajun: (You're kinda funny)

[Voice]

[personal profile] kineticcajun 2011-11-10 07:19 am (UTC)(link)
[And that'll earn a low laugh.]

Everybody's got 'em 'round here. It's jus' that some of us keep 'em covered.

For the mos' part, we've all got different colors, too.

[Voice]

[identity profile] wantsaprince.livejournal.com 2011-11-10 07:38 am (UTC)(link)
Different colors, too, huh? So, they're less like angel wings and more like birds wings?

And if everyone has them, they can't too bad! I guess I'll just have to get used to them...
kineticcajun: (Hey dere chere.)

[Voice]

[personal profile] kineticcajun 2011-11-11 03:15 am (UTC)(link)
Guess you could look at it that way, yes. Although I never seen any birds with half the colors we get 'round here.

They ain't too bad, though. You'll prob'ly be gettin' used to 'em before too long.

[Voice]

[identity profile] wantsaprince.livejournal.com 2011-11-11 04:46 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah...

Yeah! If everyone else can get used to them, then, um, I can, too! I guess!
kineticcajun: (Heh.)

[Voice]

[personal profile] kineticcajun 2011-11-11 08:08 am (UTC)(link)
That's the spirit. Might as well get comfortable while we're here, non?

[He says this now. He kicked and fought more when he arrived. But it's way more easy to be Mr. Suave when you're not the New Feather.]

Never did catch your name, did I? I'm Remy.

[Voice]

[identity profile] wantsaprince.livejournal.com 2011-11-12 12:30 am (UTC)(link)
Um, my name's Pilouette. But most people call me Pils.

Or, I guess most people back home do...
kineticcajun: (I solemnly swear I am up to no good)

[Voice]

[personal profile] kineticcajun 2011-11-12 05:50 am (UTC)(link)
Pleasure to meet you, mademoiselle Pilouette. Seems like such a shame to shorten such a pretty name.

[Voice]

[identity profile] wantsaprince.livejournal.com 2011-11-12 08:11 am (UTC)(link)
[She's just gonna sit here and sputter for a few moments because, wow, Pilouette is just so not used to being flirted with.]

Uh! Um, golly, no, it's...it's a stupid name, I... I mean, um...
kineticcajun: (Hey dere chere.)

[Voice]

[personal profile] kineticcajun 2011-11-12 09:45 pm (UTC)(link)
[Nobody is safe from his flirting. And that sort of reaction will only encourage him.]

'Course it isn't. Oughta be proud of it.

[Voice]

[identity profile] wantsaprince.livejournal.com 2011-11-12 11:33 pm (UTC)(link)
...Y-You really don't think it's like, a weird name? I mean, I've never even heard of anyone else named this.
kineticcajun: (Wanna take dis out back?)

[Voice]

[personal profile] kineticcajun 2011-11-13 03:26 am (UTC)(link)
Jus' makes it unique, that's all. Trust me, I meet a lotta people with one-of-a-kind names. Ain't weird at all.

[Voice]

[identity profile] wantsaprince.livejournal.com 2011-11-13 04:35 am (UTC)(link)
I...I guess that is a better way of thinking about it...!

[She lets out a quiet giggle.]

Golly, thanks~!
kineticcajun: (Heh.)

[Voice]

[personal profile] kineticcajun 2011-11-13 04:44 am (UTC)(link)
Any time, chere.