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Virgo
Wash your hands more often
Yep, that's a panda
Your next shower will be interrupted by a large mildly poisonous insect.
Believe everything you read.

Pilouette, deciding to ignore the horoscope that's suddenly appeared in her journal decides to go about her day, starting with a shower. However, ten minutes in, she's dashing back out of the bathroom in a towel, screaming at the top of her lungs after noticing what appears to be a frying pan sized bug crawling around on the wall. She throws on some clothes before locking the bug in the bathroom to prevent it escaping.

The fact that there's a GIANT BUG in the bathroom in brings her to a conclusion: The place she's living in is filthy and must be cleansed in case there are any GIANT BUG EGGS, and if it's that filthy who knows what kind of germs and dirt are floating about?! "Wash your hands more often" indee- wait what is that? What is that on her bed is that a-]}

Ohmigossssshhhh, what is going here?! There was a...a bug in my shower and that freaky horoscope and...A PANDA! WHY IS THERE A PANDA?!

_{[During the day she'll be either walking around loaded up with cleaning supplies or rampaging around her room in CH 4 cleaning like mad. Residents of CH 4 feel free to bug her while she's cleaning. If you run into her, you can try to con her into cleaning things you don't want to.

Also, there's a panda. She has no idea where it came from, but it's more or less just following her and getting in the way.

However, from Monday onwards...she'll also be gullible. Really gullible. She will believe anything she hears or reads. ]

((OOC: Feel free to skip ahead to Monday.))}

Threaded | Top-Level Comments Only

There's a panda wherever you are.

Yes! It won't leave me alone! I don't even know where it came from, it was there when I got out of the shower! Is this normal or something?

[Normal for Luceti, yes, yes it is.]

I'm afraid these things tend to happen, though I've never heard anything quite like this. Is it a friendly panda?

Well...it's not UNfriendly, I guess. It's just...really getting in the way of me doing anything.

Are we talking about a full-sized panda?

Maybe? I don't know anything about pandas, but it's pretty big. It's just kind of sitting around. It keeps rolling right where I'm trying to clean!

[Deadpan:]

You could probably sell that panda for a lot of money. Well, if there were an American zoo here.

Or if people here like, actually used money. As it is, it's just getting in the way and getting panda hair everywhere...!

Sounds inconvenient. But they're supposed to be cute. That's a plus, I guess.

It is kind of cute, but...

I've got to get this place clean! There could be giant bug eggs around here! I can't have some panda just rolling around like it owns the place when I'm trying to clean up!

...Giant bug eggs? Do you mean the bug you were talking about in the shower?

Yes! It was like, totally huge! And with bugs there's never just one, you know! It's probably laid eggs in here and if I can't clean them out, this whole place could be swarming with giant icky bug babies!

[A little dryly:]

Maybe that's what they want you to do. If they live in the shower, maybe trying to clean them out is playing right into their hands.

_{[Mind blown.]}

Omigod. I didn't think of that! H-How do I get rid of them?! I've never heard of clean bugs before...!

['...Perhaps I've made a mistake here.']

Well, they're probably not like that. There was probably just one.

Oh.

Y-Yeah, you're probably right! But it's probably crawled all over the place and left super-grody bug germs everywhere, ewwww...!

Well, if you panic, you let it win. And you wouldn't want that, right?!

['Whew.']

Oh! Yeah, you're right! I need to keep it together... I've got to clean this place with a plan! I've got to take care of this before it creates some kind of infestation, you know?

That's right. Put your mind to it and try hard, and I'm sure you'll triumph.

['Sheesh. This girl is something else. At least in terms of dealing with bugs.']

Golly, thanks! I'll do my best!

I bet if I try I can get this panda to clean up, too...!

How do you plan on doing that?

Uh.

Um...

Oh! I got it! Maybe if I tie sponges to his paws or something!

He doesn't have claws, does he?

O-Oh...yeah, he does.

Maybe if I tie a towel around him or something since he's kinda just...laying rolling around and stuff. So he can like, dust up a little.

As long as he doesn't, uh, suffocate or anything.

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