002 [Voice/Action]

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<sub>[
Virgo
Wash your hands more often
Yep, that's a panda
Your next shower will be interrupted by a large mildly poisonous insect.
Believe everything you read.

Pilouette, deciding to ignore the horoscope that's suddenly appeared in her journal decides to go about her day, starting with a shower. However, ten minutes in, she's dashing back out of the bathroom in a towel, screaming at the top of her lungs after noticing what appears to be a frying pan sized bug crawling around on the wall. She throws on some clothes before locking the bug in the bathroom to prevent it escaping.

The fact that there's a GIANT BUG in the bathroom in brings her to a conclusion: The place she's living in is filthy and must be cleansed in case there are any GIANT BUG EGGS, and if it's that filthy who knows what kind of germs and dirt are floating about?! "Wash your hands more often" indee- wait what is that? What is that on her bed is that a-]</sub>

Ohmigossssshhhh, what is going here?! There was a...a bug in my shower and that freaky horoscope and...A PANDA! WHY IS THERE A PANDA?!

<sub>[During the day she'll be either walking around loaded up with cleaning supplies or rampaging around her room in CH 4 cleaning like mad. Residents of CH 4 feel free to bug her while she's cleaning. If you run into her, you can try to con her into cleaning things you don't want to.

Also, there's a panda. She has no idea where it came from, but it's more or less just following her and getting in the way.

However, from Monday onwards...she'll also be gullible. Really gullible. She will believe anything she hears or reads. ]

((OOC: Feel free to skip ahead to Monday.))</sub>

Comments

[Written]

[shadedsunlight]

There's a panda wherever you are.

[Written]

[wantsaprince.livejournal.com]

Yes! It won't leave me alone! I don't even know where it came from, it was there when I got out of the shower! Is this normal or something?

[Written]

[shadedsunlight]

[Normal for Luceti, yes, yes it is.]

I'm afraid these things tend to happen, though I've never heard anything quite like this. Is it a friendly panda?

[Written]

[wantsaprince.livejournal.com]

Well...it's not UNfriendly, I guess. It's just...really getting in the way of me doing anything.

[Written]

[shadedsunlight]

Are we talking about a full-sized panda?

[Written]

[wantsaprince.livejournal.com]

Maybe? I don't know anything about pandas, but it's pretty big. It's just kind of sitting around. It keeps rolling right where I'm trying to clean!

[Written]

[shadedsunlight]

That's quite the problem. I'm not sure what I can do, I've never relocated a panda before, but do you want help getting it out of the way?

[Written]

[wantsaprince.livejournal.com]

I don't know. It's pretty big. I'm not even sure we would be able to move it.

[Written]

[shadedsunlight]

Maybe there's a way to lure it out? Lots of leaves and plants to eat? Or magic it out somehow.

[voice]

[menial]

[Deadpan:]

You could probably sell that panda for a lot of money. Well, if there were an American zoo here.

[voice]

[wantsaprince.livejournal.com]

Or if people here like, actually used money. As it is, it's just getting in the way and getting panda hair everywhere...!

[voice]

[menial]

Sounds inconvenient. But they're supposed to be cute. That's a plus, I guess.

[voice]

[wantsaprince.livejournal.com]

It is kind of cute, but...

I've got to get this place clean! There could be giant bug eggs around here! I can't have some panda just rolling around like it owns the place when I'm trying to clean up!

[voice]

[menial]

...Giant bug eggs? Do you mean the bug you were talking about in the shower?

[voice]

[wantsaprince.livejournal.com]

Yes! It was like, totally huge! And with bugs there's never just one, you know! It's probably laid eggs in here and if I can't clean them out, this whole place could be swarming with giant icky bug babies!

[voice]

[menial]

[A little dryly:]

Maybe that's what they want you to do. If they live in the shower, maybe trying to clean them out is playing right into their hands.

[voice]

[wantsaprince.livejournal.com]

_{[Mind blown.]}

Omigod. I didn't think of that! H-How do I get rid of them?! I've never heard of clean bugs before...!

voice;

[bloodypocket]

I hope the panda hasn't caused you too much trouble. [You can't really tell from his monotone, but he is deeply amused by her panic.]

voice;

[wantsaprince.livejournal.com]

It's just...really inconvenient. I keep having to clean up after it! It's getting panda hair everywhere and it's chewing on things and it sucks and I hate it! How am I supposed to clean up anything if I have to follow it around and keep it from making a new mess everywhere it goes?!

voice;

[bloodypocket]

... It would be easier to relocate for several days, would it not? [Calm. Down.]

voice;

[wantsaprince.livejournal.com]

_{[NOPE! Panicking is what this girl is best at!]}

Yeah, I guess, except there was a GIANT BUG in my shower. And when it comes to bugs, there's never just one! There's always eggs! If I don't clean it up, they're going to hatch and the whole place will be swarming with them and everything will be that much harder!

voice;

[bloodypocket]

[If it were in his nature he would be rubbing at his temples.] Have you asked for help with cleaning yet?

voice;

[wantsaprince.livejournal.com]

Oh. Um.

No.

_{[Her tone brightens just a little.]}

...Are you offering?

voice;

[bloodypocket]

[... Is she seriously asking him?]

voice;

[wantsaprince.livejournal.com]

_{[You bet she is. It hadn't even occurred to her to ask for help before now.]}