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Virgo
Wash your hands more often
Yep, that's a panda
Your next shower will be interrupted by a large mildly poisonous insect.
Believe everything you read.

Pilouette, deciding to ignore the horoscope that's suddenly appeared in her journal decides to go about her day, starting with a shower. However, ten minutes in, she's dashing back out of the bathroom in a towel, screaming at the top of her lungs after noticing what appears to be a frying pan sized bug crawling around on the wall. She throws on some clothes before locking the bug in the bathroom to prevent it escaping.

The fact that there's a GIANT BUG in the bathroom in brings her to a conclusion: The place she's living in is filthy and must be cleansed in case there are any GIANT BUG EGGS, and if it's that filthy who knows what kind of germs and dirt are floating about?! "Wash your hands more often" indee- wait what is that? What is that on her bed is that a-]}

Ohmigossssshhhh, what is going here?! There was a...a bug in my shower and that freaky horoscope and...A PANDA! WHY IS THERE A PANDA?!

_{[During the day she'll be either walking around loaded up with cleaning supplies or rampaging around her room in CH 4 cleaning like mad. Residents of CH 4 feel free to bug her while she's cleaning. If you run into her, you can try to con her into cleaning things you don't want to.

Also, there's a panda. She has no idea where it came from, but it's more or less just following her and getting in the way.

However, from Monday onwards...she'll also be gullible. Really gullible. She will believe anything she hears or reads. ]

((OOC: Feel free to skip ahead to Monday.))}

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Don't worry, I'm not going to tie it tight or anything. Besides, it'll be fine. After all, he's a panda.

_{[Don't expect her to tell you how that makes sense, because it...kind of doesn't.]}

...As much as that may be true, I'm not sure that grants him survival powers.

['In fact, looking at how well they do as a species, it might actually count against him.']

Well, he's pretty big. I mean, I don't think I could hurt him if I tried.

Not that I'm going to try.

...Really.

...Well, you sound very sure about that.

I mean, I can't even lift this guy up much less hurt him. He's huge! If I didn't think that bug was dangerous, I'd send him in after it.

If you can't lift him, how will you get a towel around him?

Well, um, all I have to do is get him to sit up! Give him a little push or something, right?

I hope the panda hasn't caused you too much trouble. [You can't really tell from his monotone, but he is deeply amused by her panic.]

It's just...really inconvenient. I keep having to clean up after it! It's getting panda hair everywhere and it's chewing on things and it sucks and I hate it! How am I supposed to clean up anything if I have to follow it around and keep it from making a new mess everywhere it goes?!

... It would be easier to relocate for several days, would it not? [Calm. Down.]

_{[NOPE! Panicking is what this girl is best at!]}

Yeah, I guess, except there was a GIANT BUG in my shower. And when it comes to bugs, there's never just one! There's always eggs! If I don't clean it up, they're going to hatch and the whole place will be swarming with them and everything will be that much harder!

[If it were in his nature he would be rubbing at his temples.] Have you asked for help with cleaning yet?

Oh. Um.

No.

_{[Her tone brightens just a little.]}

...Are you offering?

[... Is she seriously asking him?]

_{[You bet she is. It hadn't even occurred to her to ask for help before now.]}

... You want me to help you clean?

W-Well, since you suggest I ask for help, I thought I'd give it a try!

...I'm rather surprised that he's that docile as it is, but if you pushed him in particular, I don't know how I'd react if I were him.

[... He has nothing better to do, but domestic chores are not his forte.]

... Where is your residence?

...You're really gonna help me?!

Um! I'm in Community housing building 4, on the second floor!

Huh? Wait, like you seriously think, it'd get angry? I mean, he's so...lazy. Do you think he's got the energy to be angry?

Behind every still water is a deep... current.

_{[Whoa. That was deep. ...That was cool.]}

M-Maybe you're right...Guess I should leave him alone. Maybe he'll just get bored and leave.

Sounds like a plan to me.

['Let's just hope he's not a Haruhi-type of panda.']

Yeah! So from now on, I'll just ignore the panda completely! Gee, you really helped me a lot! I never would have thought of some of this stuff without you!

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