002 [Voice/Action]

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<sub>[
Virgo
Wash your hands more often
Yep, that's a panda
Your next shower will be interrupted by a large mildly poisonous insect.
Believe everything you read.

Pilouette, deciding to ignore the horoscope that's suddenly appeared in her journal decides to go about her day, starting with a shower. However, ten minutes in, she's dashing back out of the bathroom in a towel, screaming at the top of her lungs after noticing what appears to be a frying pan sized bug crawling around on the wall. She throws on some clothes before locking the bug in the bathroom to prevent it escaping.

The fact that there's a GIANT BUG in the bathroom in brings her to a conclusion: The place she's living in is filthy and must be cleansed in case there are any GIANT BUG EGGS, and if it's that filthy who knows what kind of germs and dirt are floating about?! "Wash your hands more often" indee- wait what is that? What is that on her bed is that a-]</sub>

Ohmigossssshhhh, what is going here?! There was a...a bug in my shower and that freaky horoscope and...A PANDA! WHY IS THERE A PANDA?!

<sub>[During the day she'll be either walking around loaded up with cleaning supplies or rampaging around her room in CH 4 cleaning like mad. Residents of CH 4 feel free to bug her while she's cleaning. If you run into her, you can try to con her into cleaning things you don't want to.

Also, there's a panda. She has no idea where it came from, but it's more or less just following her and getting in the way.

However, from Monday onwards...she'll also be gullible. Really gullible. She will believe anything she hears or reads. ]

((OOC: Feel free to skip ahead to Monday.))</sub>

Comments

voice;

[wantsaprince.livejournal.com]

It's just...really inconvenient. I keep having to clean up after it! It's getting panda hair everywhere and it's chewing on things and it sucks and I hate it! How am I supposed to clean up anything if I have to follow it around and keep it from making a new mess everywhere it goes?!

voice;

[bloodypocket]

... It would be easier to relocate for several days, would it not? [Calm. Down.]

voice;

[wantsaprince.livejournal.com]

_{[NOPE! Panicking is what this girl is best at!]}

Yeah, I guess, except there was a GIANT BUG in my shower. And when it comes to bugs, there's never just one! There's always eggs! If I don't clean it up, they're going to hatch and the whole place will be swarming with them and everything will be that much harder!

voice;

[bloodypocket]

[If it were in his nature he would be rubbing at his temples.] Have you asked for help with cleaning yet?

voice;

[wantsaprince.livejournal.com]

Oh. Um.

No.

_{[Her tone brightens just a little.]}

...Are you offering?

voice;

[bloodypocket]

[... Is she seriously asking him?]

voice;

[wantsaprince.livejournal.com]

_{[You bet she is. It hadn't even occurred to her to ask for help before now.]}

voice;

[bloodypocket]

... You want me to help you clean?

voice;

[wantsaprince.livejournal.com]

W-Well, since you suggest I ask for help, I thought I'd give it a try!

voice;

[bloodypocket]

[... He has nothing better to do, but domestic chores are not his forte.]

... Where is your residence?

voice;

[wantsaprince.livejournal.com]

...You're really gonna help me?!

Um! I'm in Community housing building 4, on the second floor!

voice;

[bloodypocket]

I expect you to have the supplies at hand when I arrive. [Because going out amongst the populace during what looked to be a Shift would be most unwise.]

voice;

[wantsaprince.livejournal.com]

Nothing to worry about there! I've got lots!

A-And thanks so much!

voice;

[bloodypocket]

Mm. [There are shuffling noises in the background as he prepares himself to leave his apartment.

It will take less than fifteen minutes for him to arrive to her place from CH2, waiting her at the front of the second given that he had not told her which apart is hers specifically.]

voice;

[wantsaprince.livejournal.com]

_{[After a few minutes she rushes to meet him, practically bursting through the door, looking more than a little messy. Most other days she would have stopped to make herself look more presentable but there's no time for primping and preening when you're convinced that your room is infested with giant bug eggs.]}

Oh! Hey!

Ready for some major cleaning?

voice;

[bloodypocket]

[He hadn't expected her to come bursting out the door. Nevertheless he keeps a calm composure, looking her over carefully and noticing just how stressed she seemed.]

Is the infestation in your room really so terrible?

[wantsaprince.livejournal.com]

Y-Yes!

...Well, no.

Maybe?

Well, not yet, anyway! But it will be if I let up!

[bloodypocket]

How long have you been cleaning? [Lead the way, Pilouette; might as well get this over with.]

[wantsaprince.livejournal.com]

Most of the day, I think! Ever since I saw that super gross bug in the shower...

[bloodypocket]

Did you deal with the insect?

[wantsaprince.livejournal.com]

Um.

Does trapping it in the bathroom count as dealing with it?

[bloodypocket]

No. [How did she expect to rid of an infestation if she kept the original alive?]

Show me.

[wantsaprince.livejournal.com]

Well...okay.

_{[When they reach Room 9, it's...actually pretty clean. Almost unnaturally so. She's actually been going cleaning the entire room over and over, evidenced by a pile of emptied cleaning supplies in one corner. She points to the bathroom, which has a chair wedged under the door.]}

It's...It's pretty big. I would have tried to send the panda in after it, but I'm pretty sure it's poisonous.

[bloodypocket]

[He takes a glance in the direction she gestures to, wondering just how she expected to keep it in like that forever.] Have you attempted to eliminate it yet?

[wantsaprince.livejournal.com]

No! It's like, totally huge! I'm scared to get anywhere near it!