Wh...WHAT?! Like, I'm not going to eat cakes all day, stupid!

[More like she's not going to eat cakes all day.]

I'll be baking them! A-And I bet lots of guys would want to marry me! "The way to a man's heart is through his stomach!" That's what people say, right?! And I'm like, totally good at cooking! Plus, I'm like, totally cute and stuff!